I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious
C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends
that falls under hilarious
I can’t stand this shit. I cannot fucking stand it.
For one thing, I am 99.9% sure that the rule right there applies to LaVeyan Satanism, which to my knowledge is an atheistic group/religion?. A-the-is-tic.
And for another thing, are you kidding? Are you fuuuucking kidding?
Jesus says avoid sexual immorality.
You know what’s pretty sexually immoral?
HE ALSO SAYS AVOID HURTING PEOPLE. TREAT PEOPLE WELL. PAUL CALLS OUT THE RAPE OF MALE PROSTITUTES AND YOUNG BOYS IN ROME AND SO ON.
JUST BECAUSE IT ISN’T IN THE FIRST TEN RULES OF THE GAME DOESN’T MEAN IT ISN’T THERE.
Seriously please stop trying to be fucking edgy because it’s not cute. People of every religion do fucked up shit and any form of Satanism is no exception. Christians have done some DUMB AND AWFUL AS FUCK shit and they sTiLl Do (i dONT KNOW WHY) but that doesn’t mean Satanism is rainbows and flowers because they have their share of hefty shit too. Cut it out.
Let me make this simple:
- Most Muslims aren’t terrorists.
- Most Christians aren’t bigots.
Do I need to go on?
- Most cops aren’t corrupt
- Most white people aren’t racist
- Most Germans aren’t Nazi sympathizers
Don’t judge a group of people based on a loud minority.
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often symmetrical, or at least fractal patterns and though the eye can see, visual acuity is lowered. It can be treated but never cured, though most suffering with the condition live normal lives. Gan’s Syndrome was founded by Dr. Sharon Gan.
wow, so spine chillingly beautiful. Sometimes nature is so beautiful even if it’s hindering a person’s life.
sadly yet again another fake post
A quick google and you can see nothing by this name exists.
no its real my cousin sasuke has this
Yes, hi I’m under arrest.
Marilyn knew what was up
I thought she was going to say it was less common that the media makes it seem, and sort of an unrealistic expectation for a husband, but this works too
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
Elsa’s dress transformation
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
Dylan’s latest Instagram Pic
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