Medira


there's a fine line between genius and insanity, and I like to use that line as a jump-rope

Ey lil mama come whisper in mah ear

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motorcyclles:

Dangerous criminals

motorcyclles:

Dangerous criminals

Source: imasarrok

daffydthomas:

My neighbours cat likes making me late for my school bus (also excuse my gross wheezing of a laughter„)

Source: daffydthomas

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

Source: martininamerica

omgtsn:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

nobody tell them

Source: slutdust

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

Source: gatissed

distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.
Ladies, this is an escape tool.

distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

Ladies, this is an escape tool.

Source: Gizmodo

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

Source: spockdarlin

becausebirds:

A thirsty bird asks for some water. x

Source: becausebirds

castielcampbell:

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

i just screamed

Source: lanactrlaltdelrey

thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

Source: frxdo

Source: philcoulson

automatically:

me as a parent

Source: automatically

phobso:

back from Malificent

Malificent’s raven was a cutest bbysitter

Source: phobso

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

Source: badgergasm

mariah-banks:

Sometimes you just feel the need to see your favorite character breathing heavily and covered in blood 

Source: mariah-banks