Bruce Wayne & Clark Kent (́இ◞౪◟இ‵)
interrupting conversations to point at dogs in public
What in the hell.
That’s my secret Cap. I’m always SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN
This comment wins!
trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less
this man is a national treasure
PSA to the Michigan GOP.
both the post and the tags are A+
We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”
Male student, your unwanted advances and creepy staring are distracting the female students. Go home until you can get yourself together and have some self-control.
i can watch this for hours
fuck you and your steady hand :’(
sorry for the porn
this is so soothing
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao
"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager
"oh boy!!" says mitt
mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office
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